As a 14-year-old boy visiting Paris for the first time, you’d think I’d enjoy seeing women without tops on.
Unfortunately, the tobacco stench was far too gut-wrenching for boob-gazing.
I can smell it as I write this.
Maybe that’s why France-bashing always came easy for me. Although, as an American, it’s in my blood.
From the Revolutionary War, to both World Wars, to 9/11, French military actions (or inactions) reinforced sentiments that the French were cowards.
We’ve heard all the jokes.
But Americans make fun of everyone, and deservedly so, to a degree.
That’s because certain bragging rights are in order when you claim independence from the British Crown and evolve into a world superpower in a relatively short time.
But most everyday Americans haven’t had their toughness tested in our modern lives.
Our forefathers and veterans did the hard work so we could sit around and watch Suits and buy Chinese plastic from our phones made with slave labor.
And George Washington and George Patton are rolling in their graves as our rights slip away.
Now, we can add bragging rights to the list.
Texas? Try Messing With European Farmers
Of course, most of us chickens have neither participated in a riot nor been graced by Her Highness’ presence.
And I’m not advocating we do either. However, if you’re willing to give a kidney for Taylor Swift tickets, I won’t judge.
But doesn’t this prove there is no “far-right threat to our democracy?”
Doesn’t this illustrate that the only people in this country who will burn our cities and destroy businesses are communists and “social justice warriors?”
Still, that doesn’t mean reasonable folk can’t publicly dissent.
Here’s how the rest of the world stands up to tyranny.
France
We’re quickly losing the “French are cowards” jokes to history as farmers take their implements to the streets in protest against climate regulation.
Here they are making a field in front of a government building.
Good luck getting your EV through that, Klaus. Not that you have one.
Belgium
Belgian farmers found a creative way to say “enough,” such as spraying manure on buildings where globalists met this week. Chinese President Xi Jinping nicknamed the driver “Who Flung Poo.”
Switzerland
Swiss farmers joined in protest rising costs and regulations.
Poland
How many Poles does it take to protest authoritarianism?
About 100,000, apparently.
Wales
I don’t know much about Wales, but I like what I see:
Germany
It’s time to pack up the Hitler jokes as everyday Germans rally against the climate cult.
England
Kids called me a Redcoat in school due to my heritage. But who’s laughing now? English farmers jammed the roadways earlier this month in Dover due to cheap food imports.
Brazil
It’s more than farmers in the streets. Take a look at Brazil.
Another Right Bites The Dust!
Welp, the jokes were fun when they lasted. Now, we’re the joke. Here’s an Italian sketch comedy doing an excellent job of making us the laughing stock.
But there’s good news.
The American SNL mocked Biden last week, and that’s progress.
I don’t suggest anyone start a riot or drive a combine downtown.
But lets not be offended or surprised when we’re the punchline.
Register to vote today.
GB
I don’t mind telling jokes, but I don’t want to look like one. -Marilyn Monroe
US Invasion Casualty Spotlight: Laken Riley
An illegal immigrant was arrested for her murder after the 22-year-old nursing student was found dead in the woods on the University of Georgia campus last week.
And neither the White House, major corporations, or celebrities can be bothered to say anything.