Finally, A Simple Diet That Works!
Thanks to the political witch-hunt against Trump, increased crime, and countless illegal immigrants, you'll be bikini ready by Spring. Try the Blue City Diet Today!
Are you tired of stubborn belly fat and unsightly Flabby Arm Syndrome robbing you of self-confidence?
You’ve tried fad diets and experimental drugs, and eating properly is expensive and time-consuming.
But thanks to the Blue City Diet, many Americans could make 2024 the year they claim victory against the daily war with the bathroom scale.
How does it work?
Last week, the “Honorable” Arthur F. Egregon found Donald Trump “liable for fraud” in New York City and imposed a $354 million fine and a three-year ban on doing business in the Big Apple.
And they didn’t even give the former President a trial.
Engoron, a political activist masquerading as a judge, ruled by summary judgment before flashing a yellow-toothed smile at the American People.
Look ma! No due process!
And what dastardly act did Trump commit to deserve unprecedented attention?
On paper, 45 is liable for inflating his net worth.
But according to world-renowned investor and Shark Tank star Kevin O'Leary, Trump’s organization did what businesses do daily worldwide.
This is not about Trump anymore. When you get a developer that builds a building, and he says it’s worth 400 million dollars and wants to borrow 200 million from a bank, which happens every day, everywhere on Earth, including every American city, every developer is an entrepreneur; they shine a light on their building, and they say its worth 400, the bank does its own due diligence, as was done in this case, cause they’re very good at it…and they say ‘no, its worth 300,' we’re only going to loan you 150 million,’ that haggling has gone on for decades, that’s how it works. -Kevin O’Leary in CNN interview
If that’s illegal, then any of us who have sold a house or taken out a loan have committed the same crime.
But everyone knows there was no crime and no victim, at least, aside from the crime of weaponizing the justice system and victimizing the entire country.
How the Blue City Diet Works
What does this have to do with weight loss, you ask?
In response to this blatant political hit job, some truckers refuse to deliver new loads to New York.
With enough participation, prices will skyrocket again, and you won’t have to worry about resisting the Shamrock Shake next month because it will cost $50, assuming the Golden Arches are still open for business by then.
Of course, there’s no official head count on participants or guarantee the freight fad will catch on.
But we’ve seen the effectiveness of trucker protests before.
You might recall the Colorado protest, where a trucker was sentenced to two life sentences after killing several people after his brakes failed. When trucks refused to deliver to the Evergreen State, the courts reduced the sentence to ten years as grocery shelves dwindled.
And who can forget Canada’s Freedom Convoy?
But protest or not, the future doesn't look bright for New York’s economy.
Kevin O’Leary also mentioned in the interview that he’s pulling his business out of the state.
The place is already plagued with taxes and regulations, but people pay that premium to do business there.
At least until the cons outweighed the pros. Once New York set the precedent that they will shut you down over your politics, it was the last straw for some business owners.
Real estate investor Cardone Capital said they’ll “immediately discontinue underwriting on New York City real estate” in response to the ruling.
That's why the old bat in charge of the Empire State scrambled to assure businesses they had “nothing to worry about.” But it looks like there’s plenty for her to worry about.
More shocking, Remington Arms, who’s been making guns in New York for over 200 years, plans to pack up shop and head to Georgia over New York’s insane regulations.
But you don’t have to be a New Yorker to take advantage of the Blue City Diet.
Some Chicagoans won’t have to worry about resisting the KFC Mashed Potato bowls any longer after at least one franchisee shut down their locations recently.
And finer dining isn’t safe in the Windy City after The Signature Room closed, which sat atop the Hancock Building after serving people from around the world for decades.
West Coasters are also losing weight after suffering countless closings, from steakhouses and cafes to bakeries.
And California-based burger joint In-n-Out made brand history in Oakland last month by closing its first location thanks to escalated crime rates.
What Will It Take?
Maybe it takes losing Taco Tuesday, Tapas Night, or Colonel Sander’s eleven herbs and spices for Americans to wake up.
Unfortunately, it will take much more.
On February 13, an illegal immigrant allegedly shot and killed 14-year-old Lauralye Sterling in Lima, Ohio, as she slept in her bed in her own home.
New York isn’t looking for justice any more than illegal immigrants seek asylum.
I hope we get a handle on it soon.
But will it be too late?
-GB
Head to House.gov, enter your ZIP, and contact your congressional representative, letting them know you want answers.
I know this seems ineffective, but saying something is better than saying nothing.
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Energy and persistence conquer all things. -Benjamin Franklin