Try These 12 Toasts At This Years Christmas Parties
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It’s hard falling asleep after watching videos of kids being treated for lost limbs from the war waged by the “adults” of the world.
And nobody’s skipping out of Chipotle after paying $19.82 for a burrito bowl.
Add a looming nuclear conflict, cyber threats, and a border invasion mixed with reduced daylight, and you might find yourself clinically depressed.
But here are 12 reasons to celebrate this Christmas.
1-Elon Gives a Lesson in Direct Speaking
Late last month, Andrew Sorkin interviewed Musk about corporations pulling ads from X as a political stunt, to which Musk replied with:
Go f*ck yourself. -Elon Musk
Cheers to sticking it to the megacorporations directly and openly.
2-Alex is Back
Few have been made out to be political boogeymen more than Alex Jones, second only to Ted Kaczynski, perhaps.
Musk recently let Jones on X after a five-year ban from previous leadership for insulting a journalist.
Here’s to letting the man speak.
If he’s wrong, it should be easy to prove.
3-Tucker Carlson Launches the Tucker Carlson Network
In April of this year, Fox News fired Tucker Carlson, most likely because he told a little too much truth.
Again, love him or hate him, but let the man speak.
You can now catch him on Rumble and X.
Cheers to independent media.
4-Comedy Makes a Comeback
The Daily Wire clowned Hollywood with its most successful film release yet, and they did it with one hand tied behind their backs as the movie was only available online.
If you haven’t already, head to The Daily Wire to check out “the decade’s most triggering comedy.”
Prost!
5-Tech Bro Eats Crow
We’ve all known “fact checkers” are politically biased.
But last week, Facebook admitted that “fact-checks” are just opinions.
Another conspiracy that lost its “theory” suffix.
Salud, Mark!
6-Google Loses in Court
Epic Games, creator of the popular video game Fortnite, won a lawsuit against Google, arguing they have a monopoly on the Android Play Store.
The game developer has a separate case against Apple for similar reasons with their App Store.
Cheers to the underdog!
8- A Cheater Exposed
President Claudine Gay at Vanderbilt is accused of plagiarising her way to the top, with overwhelming evidence she directly copied multiple works during her career.
It’s time to start calling out these diversity hires for what they are.
Saúde, Gay!
President Gay looks like a Guess Who character. -Stephen Crowder
9- Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You
Recently, several heads of elite institutions like Harvard, MIT, and UPenn had a hard time condemning the genocide of Jewish people.
In response, Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy publicly refuses to hire people from these elitist institutions until further notice.
Here’s to watching people face consequences for their actions.
10-Truth Bombs Destroy RNC Debate
Most people don’t bother with RNC debates as the chances of any candidate on stage making it to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is slim.
But let’s raise a glass to Vivek for calling out the Unaparty establishment for what it is.
11-Trump Support Explodes
Polls are polls, but interestingly, Trump leads Biden in all swing states.
Cheers to making America great again!
12-Kwanzaa is Fake
Lastly, let’s drop the “Kwanzaa” charade.
It's a BS holiday made by an activist who went to prison for torturing someone with a soldering iron.
This guy is one of many who would rather divide people by race than unite us as Americans.
I’m pretty sure more people celebrate Festivus than Kwanzaa.
We’re not out of the woods, but here’s to winning. Merry Christmas.
A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence. – Jim Watkins
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